Tuesday, May 16, 2017

not long enough

my hairs were not long enough for waxing.  that or the sally hansen wax totally sucks.

did i mention the smell of the wax?  the fumes have got to be toxic.  do not use sally hansen wax. yuck.

Monday, May 15, 2017

random

this is the first time my husband and i have been apart from each other for more than three days!  he is in california taking care of his mom and i am in pennsylvania taking care of work (luckily work was kind enough to give me another two weeks off to spend time with family).

1. first night i was here, i missed my husband terribly and cried a bit.  but now i am a-okay!  maybe because i know ill be home in a few days :)

2. i think i like hitting balls with sticks...as in...batting cage, yes.  golfing, yes.  pool, yes.  tennis, no--racquet does not equal stick.  i probably would like cricket.  a round pinata? very likely.

3. its nice not needing to shave my armpits and leg hair for the time being.  ive been wanting to wax for so long, but being with my husband all the time made me shy with growing out gross hair to wax (blahblahblah feminists telling that i should just grow it out, LADY, it is just personal preference!!  nothing to do with feminism or social norm.  i just like being smooth, geez).  just bought sally hansen's stripless hard wax kit - #1 selling wax brand in the U.S.A. according to the box.  sold.  never tried it, but let's give it a go...tomorrow.

4. wait, i need to pluck my moustache, too *wince* tomorrow...

5. man, if i lived by myself, my house would be a pigpen.  oh dangit, i forgot to do laundry again...tomorrow.

6. i have been self-employed for past year, and i finally started working at a place that auto-deducts tax, and DANG.  GOVERNMENT BE TAKIN ALL MY MONEY.  it's like 35% of my hard earned money is GONE.  DONALD, IF YOU ARE GONNA DO THAT STUPID TAX REDUCTION THING, DO IT RIGHT.  IF NOT THEN PUT OBAMA CARE BACK ON  GEEZ, YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHmuuccckkkk...

7. i finally got my period!  i was so worried i was pregnant because i was drinking wine!!!!  thank god, gonna go on prenatals, just in case...TMI?  sorry, nobody really reads my blog anyway :) . i was reading an article today saying that age 34 is prime time to have your first kid because you are likely socially and psychologically stable, physically healthy enough, and thus gives a better mortality and likelihood of success for the baby, but 35 is the age to stop having your kid....so uh, hopefully you can have triplets on your first try.  it was a very interesting article on huffington post, and it made me feel better about putting off having a kid for the next couple of years.  although i did stumble upon my friend's post how she was struggling with infertility for two years and just got pregnant--it was emotional and made me think of what it would be like to have my own babies.  and it got me all teary eyed and wanting one...a boy first, then a girl :)

8. i eat pretty well by myself.  pepperridge farm cookies for breakfast, yogurt and welch fruit snacks (i love the grape!!!) for lunch. a whole head of lettuce wrapped around small pieces of spam or quesadilla....okay maybe not...but better than pizza every night, right?

9. song i like these days: Thunder by Imagine Dragons

10. God make me closer to you....

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