Squeak Squeak Squeak

During my entire college career, I never experienced the "I could hear my roommate/neighbor making LURVE."

Until I moved to my apartment.  I kept hearing squeaking noises very close to my wall.  I thought,  'What in the world?'

*squeak squeak squeak* (x10)

I froze. '...Could this be..no..could it.."

I placed my ear to the wall and sure enough...IT WAS.

ERK!

Here's a more dramatic feel:

!! DUN DUN DUN

And the squeaking came the next day, and the next, and the next....

I had to kick the wall once because I was trying to sleep.